$STEWIE is a memecoin named after the only toddler smart enough to understand crypto and evil enough to actually launch one.
$STEWIE is a memecoin named after the only toddler smart enough to understand crypto and evil enough to actually launch one.
$STEWIE is a memecoin named after the only toddler smart enough to understand crypto and evil enough to actually launch one.
STEWIE isn’t about making sense. It’s about making noise.
It’s a coin with the spirit of a toddler who built a time machine in the garage and still isn’t potty-trained.
We’re not saying buy it. We’re saying why not?
STEWIE isn’t about making sense.
It’s about making noise.
It’s a coin with the spirit of a toddler who built a time machine in the garage and still isn’t potty-trained. We’re not saying buy it. We’re saying why not?
STEWIE isn’t about making sense. It’s about making noise.
It’s a coin with the spirit of a toddler who built a time machine in the garage and still isn’t potty-trained.
We’re not saying buy it. We’re saying why not?
TOKENOMICS
TOKENOMICS
Here’s the breakdown of $STEWIE — because even meme coins need math (unfortunately).
We didn’t overcomplicate it. No ten-layer staking farms. No weird reflections. Just a smart baby with a calculator and a mission to cause mild chaos.
Here’s the breakdown of $STEWIE — because even meme coins need math (unfortunately).
We didn’t overcomplicate it. No ten-layer staking farms. No weird reflections. Just a smart baby with a calculator and a mission to cause mild chaos.
Here’s the breakdown of $STEWIE — because even meme coins need math (unfortunately).
We didn’t overcomplicate it. No ten-layer staking farms. No weird reflections. Just a smart baby with a calculator and a mission to cause mild chaos.
Supply
Cause it sounds cooler. Also, decimals are annoying
Supply
Decimals are annoying
Supply
Cause it sounds cooler. Also, decimals are annoying
CA Renounced
Yes, we renounced the contract. We let it go. Like Stewie releasing control of his death ray… but with slightly fewer explosions.
CA
Renounced. Yes, we renounced the contract. We let it go. Like Stewie releasing control of his death ray
CA Renounced
Yes, we renounced the contract. We let it go. Like Stewie releasing control of his death ray… but with slightly fewer explosions.
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Yes, we burned the liquidity. On purpose. Forever. Just like Stewie’s trust in adults.
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Yes, we burned the liquidity. On purpose. Forever.
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Yes, we burned the liquidity. On purpose. Forever. Just like Stewie’s trust in adults.
Baby Tax
We considered taxing Peter every time he said “freakin’ sweet,” but the blockchain can’t handle that many transactions.
Baby Tax
Blockchain can’t handle that many transactions.
Baby Tax
We considered taxing Peter every time he said “freakin’ sweet,” but the blockchain can’t handle that many transactions.
How to buy?
How to buy?
Getting $STEWIE is easier than explaining NFTs to Peter.
Download a wallet
(use MetaMask, not your actual wallet — we’ve seen that).
Buy $TH
Plain & Simple. Add $ETH to your wallet.
Head to UNISWAP
Go to Uniswap or any DEX.
SWAP
Add $STEWIE Contract and Swap $ETH to $STEWIE
Download a wallet
(use MetaMask, not your actual wallet — we’ve seen that).
Buy $TH
Plain & Simple. Add $ETH to your wallet.
Head to UNISWAP
Go to Uniswap or any DEX.
SWAP
Add $STEWIE Contract and Swap $ETH to $STEWIE
Download a wallet
(use MetaMask, not your actual wallet — we’ve seen that).
Buy $TH
Plain & Simple. Add $ETH to your wallet.
Head to UNISWAP
Go to Uniswap or any DEX.
SWAP
Add $STEWIE Contract and Swap $ETH to $STEWIE
STEWIE isn’t about making sense. It’s about making noise.
STEWIE isn’t about making sense. It’s about making noise.
STEWIE isn’t about making sense. It’s about making noise.
It’s a coin with the spirit of a toddler who built a time machine in the garage and still isn’t potty-trained. If you’re tired of fake projects, fake hype, and fake CEOs with yacht backgrounds — $STEWIE is your coin.
It’s dumb. It’s honest. And it might be the smartest move you make today.
It’s a coin with the spirit of a toddler who built a time machine in the garage and still isn’t potty-trained. If you’re tired of fake projects, fake hype, and fake CEOs with yacht backgrounds — $STEWIE is your coin.
It’s dumb. It’s honest. And it might be the smartest move you make today.
It’s a coin with the spirit of a toddler who built a time machine in the garage and still isn’t potty-trained. If you’re tired of fake projects, fake hype, and fake CEOs with yacht backgrounds — $STEWIE is your coin.
It’s dumb. It’s honest. And it might be the smartest move you make today.
